I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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