When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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