maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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