Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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