well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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