Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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