I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
