at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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