They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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