I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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