This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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