i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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