This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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