They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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