went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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