Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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