google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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