just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So squirting runs in the family.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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