i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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