haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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