Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
