It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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