wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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