At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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