they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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What a dumb baby whore.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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