I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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