I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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