Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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