Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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