There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
