Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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