Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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