New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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