it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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