You really coming over, don't trick.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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