Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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