Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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