I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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