he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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