we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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