You surviving the open bar?
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Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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