You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"