Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.