is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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