Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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