I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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