Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize