I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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