I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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