like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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