We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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