Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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