Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it was like eating out sand paper
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A+ Viking dick
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