I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize
