Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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