okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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