So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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