i just google imaged poop.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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